This was taken from a Grey's Anatomy Episode. It's some suggestions for how I can amuse myself while I am half dead. :-)
1)run through the halls screaming "code red" just to see what happens
2)walk around drowsily saying "morphine makes everything pretty".
3)counsel patient
4)counsel doctors
5)pick up a defibulator and run around yelling "clear"
6)walk up to people and say "what happens in the OR stays in the OR"
7)ask interns how much money they make
8)answer hospital phones
9)hide in storerooms and hand people supplies
10)go up to the psych ward, sit in a corner and rock back and forth muttering "4 8 15 16 23 42"
11)fake a seizure
12)tell people you need a brain scan because your brain is "abby-normal"
13)put casts on sleeping people
14)give doctors sleeping pills
15)foam at the mouth and tell people that you have rabies
16)steal people's wheelchairs and go on joy rides
17)pretend to od on morphine and walk around petting people and saying "good dogie"
18)strap patients to stretchers and roll them down hallways
19)go up to the psych ward and confuse the patients
20)hold a wheelchair derby
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