After spending way too many days here, I am finally leaving! Freedom!!!!!!! I should be discharged in about an hour. I guess my parents and I should feel at least a little accomplished. It only took us a weekend to talk some sense into a bunch of doctors. Seriously, I thought that we were on candid camera or something! How did they think I was going to manage strapping a mask over my face when I can't even touch it??? And, it gets even better! One of McCarthy's interns asked if I could swallow a pill... A PILL!!! Yeah, I can't eat for 8 weeks, and I'm going to swallow a pill 4 days post op. If this is the future of America's healthcare, I'm moving.
I was in the middle of being happy and writing this post ^^^ when they told me GUESS WHAT! you've just won another day of fun at the hospital! So, I'm officially going home tomorrow.
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